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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

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share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

PlayStation Plus free open-world RPG is 3 times the size of Skyrim - GAMINGbible

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

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No way

No go.

Loons and Moons

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Humpback Whale Bubble Rings May Be an Attempt to Communicate With Us - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

What is the recommended frequency for using a red light therapy device for skin?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the best eye cream for your dark circles?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Then came..

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?