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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:43

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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No way
No go.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What is the recommended frequency for using a red light therapy device for skin?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the best eye cream for your dark circles?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Then came..